Critical Havoc

About

Back in the aboriginal era of time..... there was.... NOTHING. Mankind was forced to dwell in a dark and nebulous void, where the children played with stones and sticks for their barbaric entertainment. Trees grew upside down, birds flew sideways, and darkness resided in all things existing. Then... a melodic phenomenon appears in darkest of hours and the meanest of times to rescue the human race from its hardships and calamity! Atop a chariot made of pure gold and sex appeal, the group soared across the land to preserve and restore all that is desirable. Begone malicious adversaries, and welcome companionable party-animals. Played with fire in the belly, fever in the fingers, passion in the heart, and guts in the guts: these marvels cause you to rip off your skin and dance your happiest dances! And here in resides the CRITICAL HAVOC.

Members

Alex (Ace)- Vocals & Alto Sax Jarrett- Tenor Sax Shane- Bari Sax Tom- Trumpet James- Drums Derrick- Bass Guitar Alex (Alew)- Trombone Simon- Guitar